Having a Baby vs. Having a Cat: A Response to The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal, a popular webcomic, recently published Having a Baby vs. Having a Cat. This is my response:

Ironically, the main reason I don’t have a dog or cat is that I don’t like cleaning up poop.

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17 thoughts on “Having a Baby vs. Having a Cat: A Response to The Oatmeal

    • It’s been so long since I drew anything, I’m like, “Which side of this stick makes marks on paper? Wait, where is my paper? How does the scanner work again? OH HI PHOTOSHOP 3, are we still friends?”

      I normally like The Oatmeal. They have a lot of funny comics.

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  1. You didn’t include a panel showing you enjoying watching your children after emancipation, enjoying grandchildren, being cared for in old age by your children, and finally dying surrounded by family, happy in the assurance that your line will continue. Whereas the cat-lady ages into a recluse with nothing but her cats for company, cats who do nothing for anyone, and dies alone and miserable, having squandered her life on supernormal stimuli.

    The most telling line from the Oatmeal’s: “Cats are] demanding enough to fulfill your need to care for a living thing, but not demanding enough to ruin your life”. Darwin frowned.

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  2. This was pretty much my line of thought when I very very briefly toyed with the “no kids” concept in my 20s (I always wanted kids, but it was a useful exercise to see if I could convince myself I didn’t. Having done some teaching, one thing I don’t get is deciding you don’t want kids because you spend your days with other people’s kids… I guess I get it in that some people in many times and places did the celibacy thing which often involved caring for other people’s kids, but if it’s because you hate the kids, they have different dna and hopefully upbringing than yours would… And if you hate kids, what the heck are you doing teaching?)…

    Especially liked the part about dogs and cats don’t “level up” (I hadn’t quite thought of it in those terms…) We had pets when I was growing up, and travel was always a pain, even just goldfish… And one of the dogs was born a year before me, so it was really obvious how short the life is even with a long lived dog… now, maybe a parrot…

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  3. This is beyond awesome. Well done! Plot twist: there is a chance that sooner or later your children will want a dog or cat and will offer to clean up poop / walk them in the cold sleet willingly.

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